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15.An Insiders guide to the Fullback Position

Ninety-percent of them should be shot at dawn for cowardice. Last line of defence, my backside. Secretly want to play at 10 and buys the skipper lots of pints. Too many hair products but useful source of spare socks and toiletries at away games.